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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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