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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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