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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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