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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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