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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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