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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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