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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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