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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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