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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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