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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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