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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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