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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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