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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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