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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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