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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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