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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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