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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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