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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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