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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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