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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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