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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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