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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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