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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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