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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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