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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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