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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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