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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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