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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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