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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡
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