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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺
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