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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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