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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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