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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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