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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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