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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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