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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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