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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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