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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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