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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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