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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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