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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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