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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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