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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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