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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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