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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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