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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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