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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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