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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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