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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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