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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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