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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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