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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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