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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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